Nay, my fictional friend. Don't ask why an island, ask why not an island. I fully intend to be an empress queen someday, so I figure I should plan ahead. Also, it's really cool to have your own island. You should try it yourself. Also, if you're prone to asking why, then you probably have no imagination of your own. You may as well read about mine.

Government

My island is governed by me. Two rules:
1) Be nice to me.
2) Don't be mean to me.

Industry

The island is not very industrious, come to think of it. My minions fish and make candles and sing for their supper. I philosophize and watch butterflies and sing for the joy of it. Sometimes we all force feed a model or torch a few math books or go swimming in the village's famous Chocolate Fountain. On good days we do all three.

Agriculture

My minions eat food. So do I. I hope you do too.

Transportation

The island is typically reached by a ferry operated by a crotchety old geezer named Harold Frimseth. The island's other forms of transportation are feet, carriage, horse, moped, or chaise lounge held aloft by muscular cabana men (queens and special guests only).

Surgeon General

Don't smoke, punk.

Regional Holidays

January 15: Gorge On Chocolate Day
February 7: Toss Short People Into The Moat Day
March 9: Sensitive Poets' Eve
April 15: Gorge On More Chocolate Day
May 2: Tournament Of Pirates, Punks, And Goblin Kings
June 30: Annual "So Formal It Might Kill You" Gala
July 11: Carnival Of Artichokes
July 21: Expensive Presents Day
August 28: Annual Italian And Japanese Food Fair
September 9-30: Festival Of Really Good Musicals
October 24: Masquerade Paper Faces On Parade
November 3: All Idiots Sleep In The Pig Shed Day
December 10: Kiss A Cabana Man Day

Officials

Official Island Flag
Official Island Seal
Official Island Flower
Official Island Bird
Official Island Tree
Official Island Motto
Official Island Anthem